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THE LYER • EDITORIAL PLEDGE

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We at THE LYER hereby promise our readers

BAD poetry • NO big words • EASY crossword
MEAN spiteful articles about people we don't know
CHEAP shots • BIG WRITING • NO typodgraphgical erros
UNQUALIFIED advice • ERRONEOUS information 
ACID comment • PENETRATING sarcasm
READERS letters • DODGY sponsors • SPECIAL moments

And I mean that most sincerely.....
A. Guano • Editor-in-Chief

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NOW ENTER

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