MORRISMEN
By Carlton Thinktank

Bells on their fingers and
Bells on their toes
The hoppity morrismen
get up my nose
Its not just the trousers and
ludicrous braces
or the vacant expressions
that litter their faces
or the fatuous music that plonks
and jangles as various
standards are put through the mangles
and

 

During the performance of this piece, Mr. Thinktank hit his head a little bit too hard with his trade-mark metal tea tray and was unable to continue with the poem